This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everyone’s wasted.

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everyone’s wasted.

freakinfrack:

Eater’s: Ron Swanson Turkey Burger: A Fried Turkey Leg Inside a Grilled Hamburger

freakinfrack:

Eater’s: Ron Swanson Turkey Burger: A Fried Turkey Leg Inside a Grilled Hamburger


Ron: I’m hungry.Leslie: Okay, well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.Ron: I ate it already.Leslie: What?Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything!

Ron: I’m hungry.
Leslie: Okay, well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything!

goodnightjess:

REASONS YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING PARKS AND REC | 002 | Ron Swasnson
Why He’s Awesome:
1 | He’s Woman of the Year.
2 | The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
3 | He’s been married three times to two women named Tammy. Yes, his mother’s name is also Tammy, why do you ask? 
4 | He may just be the most carnivorous character on TV (and he wants all the bacon and eggs you have).
5 | He’s Ron F****ing Swanson.

goodnightjess:

REASONS YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING PARKS AND REC | 002 | Ron Swasnson

Why He’s Awesome:

  • 1 | He’s Woman of the Year.
  • 2 | The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
  • 3 | He’s been married three times to two women named Tammy. Yes, his mother’s name is also Tammy, why do you ask?
  • 4 | He may just be the most carnivorous character on TV (and he wants all the bacon and eggs you have).
  • 5 | He’s Ron F****ing Swanson.
"You’re nice kids. Don’t screw this up."

Ron Swanson’s advice for April and Andy

kristenboxx:

I’m all caught up on Parks and Rec now.
I got through season 2 in like two days. Champion.

my personal favorites:
buffets
cow protein
pig protein
chicken protein
romantic love
fish (sport only)
old wooden sailing ships
living in the woods
crying

kristenboxx:

I’m all caught up on Parks and Rec now.

I got through season 2 in like two days. Champion.

my personal favorites: