Eater’s: Ron Swanson Turkey Burger: A Fried Turkey Leg Inside a Grilled Hamburger
Ron: I’m hungry.
Leslie: Okay, well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything!
REASONS YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING PARKS AND REC | 002 | Ron Swasnson
Why He’s Awesome:
- 1 | He’s Woman of the Year.
- 2 | The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
- 3 | He’s been married three times to two women named Tammy. Yes, his mother’s name is also Tammy, why do you ask?
- 4 | He may just be the most carnivorous character on TV (and he wants all the bacon and eggs you have).
- 5 | He’s Ron F****ing Swanson.
Ron Swanson’s advice for April and Andy
I’m all caught up on Parks and Rec now.
I got through season 2 in like two days. Champion.
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