This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everyone’s wasted.

freakinfrack:

Eater’s: Ron Swanson Turkey Burger: A Fried Turkey Leg Inside a Grilled Hamburger

Ron: I’m hungry.
Leslie: Okay, well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything!

goodnightjess:

REASONS YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING PARKS AND REC | 002 | Ron Swasnson

Why He’s Awesome:

• 1 | He’s Woman of the Year.
• 2 | The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
  
• 3 | He’s been married three times to two women named Tammy. Yes, his mother’s name is also Tammy, why do you ask?
• 4 | He may just be the most carnivorous character on TV (and he wants all the bacon and eggs you have).
• 5 | He’s Ron F****ing Swanson.
  

kristenboxx:

I’m all caught up on Parks and Rec now.

I got through season 2 in like two days. Champion.

my personal favorites:

• buffets
• cow protein
• pig protein
• chicken protein
• romantic love
• fish (sport only)
• old wooden sailing ships
• living in the woods
• crying