Andy: Hello strange person who I have never met before! Who are you?
April: I’m Janet Snakehole! I’m a very rich widow with a terrible secret! Who are you?
Andy: Burt Macklin, FBI. I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit! Stealing the president’s… rubies. Now I work alone.
April: Lovely to meet you.
Andy: I’ve got to admit, I thought your costume might be a little sluttier.
April: How dare you!
Andy: What’s going on between you and Leslie? I noticed a weird vibe when we came in the room.
Ben: Nothing. I mean we’re friends. Just regular…friendship…devel…development.
The many incarnations of Scarecrow Boat.
I’m sorry by Scarecrow Boat do you mean Mouse Rat??
Ron Swanson’s advice for April and Andy
And I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom… I would take them down.