Andy:  Hello strange person who I have never met before!  Who are you?April:  I’m Janet Snakehole!  I’m a very rich widow with a terrible secret!  Who are you?Andy:  Burt Macklin, FBI.  I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime  I didn’t commit!  Stealing the president’s… rubies.  Now I work alone.April:  Lovely to meet you.Andy:  I’ve got to admit, I thought your costume might be a little sluttier.April:  How dare you!Andy:  …Nice.

Andy:  Hello strange person who I have never met before!  Who are you?
April:  I’m Janet Snakehole!  I’m a very rich widow with a terrible secret!  Who are you?
Andy:  Burt Macklin, FBI.  I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime  I didn’t commit!  Stealing the president’s… rubies.  Now I work alone.
April:  Lovely to meet you.
Andy:  I’ve got to admit, I thought your costume might be a little sluttier.
April:  How dare you!
Andy:  …Nice.


This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everyone’s wasted.

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everyone’s wasted.

Andy: What’s going on between you and Leslie? I noticed a weird vibe when we came in the room.Ben: Nothing. I mean we’re friends. Just regular…friendship…devel…development.
Andy: What’s going on between you and Leslie? I noticed a weird vibe when we came in the room.
Ben: Nothing. I mean we’re friends. Just regular…friendship…devel…development.
fuckyeahparksandrec:

tothecoloursofherhair:

The many incarnations of Scarecrow Boat.

I’m sorry by Scarecrow Boat do you mean Mouse Rat??

fuckyeahparksandrec:

tothecoloursofherhair:

The many incarnations of Scarecrow Boat.

I’m sorry by Scarecrow Boat do you mean Mouse Rat??
"To your love, and laughter, and the happiest “ever after” in history. Your story is literally more romantic than Romeo and Juliet. I am more fond of you two than everyone else in the world combined times ten."
Chris Traeger’s entry in April & Andy’s guestbook
"You’re nice kids. Don’t screw this up."

Ron Swanson’s advice for April and Andy


And I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom… I would take them down.

And I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom… I would take them down.